Have I Got a Deal for You!

They're going to pass this bill. I can sense it. They're actually going to do it. And here are some choice quotes illustrating the profound incompetence of the leaders.

Joe Biden:
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on television and didn't just talk about the, you know, princes of greed, he said 'look here's what happened.' "

(The television wasn't invented for another thirty years and Franklin Roosevelt wasn't the president when the stock market crashed.)

John McCain:
"The fundamentals of our economy are strong."

George Bush:
"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted (sic)."

Barack Obama on getting involved in the drafting of the bill:
"If they need me, they can call me."

Sarah Palin:
" "

Joe Biden needs to repeat first grade history. Obama is chillin' shooting some hoop. McCain is a lunatic. Sarah is...

As for George, well, his solution is to hunt them down and then get down to the persecution.

From their words alone I can tell these men couldn't be trusted to mow the lawn without badly injuring themselves and any innocent bystanders. Yet soon they will be equipped with 700+ billion dollars to do as they please.